Me: I was hoping you might share with the good people of Holes In My Jeans what it's like to be a buck living at Elk Cliff Farm.
Cooper: It's good, bluh bluh bluh bluh, it's good. (lots of tongue flapping going on)
Me: What would you say is your favorite thing to do here?
Cooper: Is this a family blog?
Me: Yes, it is.
Cooper: Well, then I guess I should skip to my second favorite thing to do, which is eat. Um, then I'd say my next favorite thing to do is play. There's this one giant tall-eared goat, named Wilson. You know him.
Me: Mm hmm, I do, but he's not a goat. He's a donkey.
Cooper: Whatever. He's a lot of fun but he has top front teeth that can really hurt me. You know we goats don't have top front teeth.
Me: I know. I wonder why that is.
Cooper: Today me 'n him were playin' and he got 'holda my leg and wouldn't let go. I wouldn't stop pushing him with my head either so I think the match was a draw. He's a cool goat.