Thursday, October 29, 2015

Ready for Halloween a little early

Gosh, I can't believe I haven't blogged in 25 days.  Just building the suspense for Halloween, I guess.  After Christmas, this is probably my favorite holiday.

Animals are so much funnier in costumes than humans. The fact that they trust me and let me make them look adorable makes it that much more special.  This year it was harder coming  up with ideas.  Also, I didn't get any cow or pig photos, which was disappointing.  I did, however, get some cute pictures of Baxter.  Of all the animals, he's the perfect mannequin.  If I needed to try out a costume I put it on him first because he stood very still until I got things just right and took a picture.   Here we have Ladybug Baxter.
And loofah Baxter
Rex was also a pretty good sport.  I don't know what he is, but he sure looks happy.
The donkeys are just happy for attention no matter what I do to them.  Willo looks very sophisticated in cap and gown, doesn't she?
As long as there was food to eat the goats were fine with letting me strap this or that on.  Mrs. Butterworth couldn't decide on the angel or ladybug costume so I let her pose in both.


I think Luti rocked the loofah and shower cap.
But mine was more colorful.
 And I'm much more of a showoff.
No costume for Cooper this year but a little buck shaming seemed appropriate for him.
Not to be left out, even one of the chickens was in the Halloween spirit.  She asked for a little candy corn but it was way past her bedtime and she'd already brushed her beak so no candy for her.
I'm not sure what to think of this last character.

I have so many favorite pictures of him I didn't know which ones to post.
Happy Halloween, everyone.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Lennon

Raisa chose to have her baby during the threat of hurricane Joaquin.  Luckily we didn't get as much rain as was predicted and no heavy winds.  Lennon was born Oct. 2nd and hasn't seen a dry day yet.  Maybe tomorrow he'll discover what sunshine is.  He's a real sweetie and so far loves being scratched and cuddled.  Raisa doesn't mind me snuggling with him but she's not at all happy about Keri and Rex getting too close.  Today she seemed less nervous with them around.  Papa is pretty protective of him too.  After I laid on the ground with him for 10 minutes Papa came over to sniff him and tell him to get up and go to mom, which Lennon did.

I was kind of hoping for a girl but another boy is ok.  One year we'll get a heifer.  

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Recognizing what's important

Every now and then I get a wake up call.  "Oh Karen, stop focusing on trivial things that aren't worth worrying about or giving another thought to."  I find things to lose sleep over that I hardly even remember thinking about a week later.

Eighteen years ago I lost my best friend and running partner, Jean, to breast cancer.  It was the first time I'd lost someone very dear to me.  I can remember much of that time so clearly.  We ran 5 days a week together.  We knew each other's families, worries and joys.  She called me when she found the lump.  I'll never forget that day or some of the things she shared with me about her feelings about  dying.  Even though I no longer run I still cherish that little gold runner necklace her family gave me when she died.  I wish I could talk to her again.

Tomorrow another dear friend, Ruth,  is having a very serious surgery.  I can't get her off my mind.  I feel confident she's going to beat the beast.  I really do.  She's probably one of the toughest women I know and I'm not just saying that because she's ill.  She truly is tough, in a good way.  Ruth was my neighbor when we lived in NC.  Sometimes she pisses me off because of our differences of opinions and I'm sure I do the same to her.  You know how neighbors can be.  Ruth had Chem-Lawn do her yard.  She thought we had too many weeds and dandelions.  I love dogs, she doesn't (though I think she's coming around to my side). Politically, we don't agree.   Most of the time though we have good laughs and share our ideas and love of fixing, building, remodeling, painting, etc.  When we're together we drink coffee or wine and bitch about whatever and crack ourselves up about who knows what.  We know each other - like good friends know each other.  Do you know what I mean?

Times like this when I'm worrying about something that truly is important, it helps me to look at the big picture.  Who cares if I'm 10 lbs heavier than I'd like to be?  Yard work will get done eventually - or it won't.  If I have a disagreement with someone it will pass.   Tonight I'm feeling thankful to have my health, my family and my friends.

Ruth, I know you won't read this, at least for a while, but I want to say thank you for our talk yesterday and for helping me put things in perspective.  You're important to me and I know you know I love you.  

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Rainy day play

We've had 4 days of rain, with very heavy stuff today.  We needed it desperately but it would be nice if we didn't get it all at once like this.  Being stuck indoors is a good excuse to do some fun things and  some things that needed doing but I hadn't gotten around to.

We had Windsor butchered in August and I asked the butcher to save the suet for me.  As a friend said to me, "You loved Windsor and now he's loving you back".  He sure is.  We filled a whole freezer with his meat and we're loving it.  I suspect he was still nursing because he had more fat on him than I would expect from a grass fed animal.
See all the fat in the doorway.  That's not even all of it.  Some is in another freezer.  The good stuff - the suet or tallow, is what comes from around the kidneys.  It's very clean and wax-like.  The past 2 days I've been cutting it up and rendering it for use in soap.  Most all my goat milk soap is made with beef tallow these days.  It makes for a very hard soap and has great moisturizing qualities.  This is what it looks like after I render it and let it harden.  It looks like white chocolate and feels like it too.
I still have more to do but 2 days in a row was enough and my ADHDism led me to other projects that seemed more interesting.  I have no idea how I ended up in our garage attic but I did and discovered I had ideas for an old art deco style chaise lounge that was waiting for someone to love it again.  It used to be in Adam's bedroom and had some damage to the veneer from him and his friends draping wet swimsuits or towels over it.
I was able to chisel off the remaining veneer, sanded it and have put one coat of stain on it so far.
If I don't like the way it looks stained I may paint the wood instead.  I don't want to spend the money having it reupholstered since I don't know what we're going to do with it.  Last night I discovered a spray paint (Spray It New) for upholstery.  I ordered some and will give that a try and if it comes out ok I'll post a picture.

We also have some Victorian chairs that no one seems to want these days.  I've tried selling them on Craigslist at a pretty low price with no luck.  So what should I do with them?  I wasted lots of time on Pinterest getting ideas.  I have lots of creative crafty friends -what do you think?

This is just a tiny portion of pieces of furniture we should probably find homes for.  Do other people accumulate stuff like this?

Another thing taking up space is a few hundred vinyl albums and 45's.  I Googled "uses for vinyl records" and saw lots of fun things.  Much of it is stuff beyond my capabilities or tacky stuff.  I didn't find anything to do with them yet but I had to try melting them in the oven like so many other people have done.  It only takes 2 minutes to make a bowl for chips out of a 12 inch album in a 350 degree oven.

Here are some cool things people did with records.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/20-amazing-pieces-of-vinyl-record-art#.wj5mnd78x3
I also put a 45 on a custard bowl and this is what happened.
 I have no idea what you'd do with something like this but I guess you could paint it and make it into a Christmas tree ornament.  And what to do with album covers?
More rain to come this week.  Outside projects will have to wait.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Escape artists

I'm not the only one dealing with an escapologist.  Yes, that's a word.  We're goat-sitting 6 mini lamanchas while our friends deal with fencing issues.  At least 4 of their goats found their neighbors' garden much more appetizing than their own pasture, much to their curmudgeonly neighbors' displeasure.  It's no fun worrying about whether your animals will stay put when you're not there to watch them and whether your neighbor will make your life miserable.  

I'm enjoying our guests' company.  They're very quiet goats who mind their own business.  Mostly they keep to themselves and our 2 herds haven't mixed much.  They don't fight, but they don't sleep together either.  I'm pretty sure my boys would be happy to sleep with the new girls and I think the girls would be happy to oblige.  For at least 48 hours the mini lamanchas have been cozying up to the bucks against the fence.  Of course Cooper and Cato are more than happy for the company.  The bucks seem to be in full rut already and the smell is permeating anything nearby.  I don't even need to touch them to feel sticky and stinky.  The only reason the girls aren't vying for Cooper's attention in this photo is because I just gave them apples.  Look how happy Cooper is.
This next picture is from their first morning together when they were trying to figure out how this happened.  It looks like a lot of goats, doesn't it? 
Rex looks like the sweetest, well-behaved guardian in this picture.  Yes, he's sweet and he's very mannerly with me and all the animals but when it comes to staying where he belongs, he's very much like my friends' goats.  He's clever and a royal pain-in-the-butt.

You may remember from a previous post I covered the gates with barbed wire first and then tarps in an attempt to keep him from going over.  I also electrified the wire above the fence and put electricity over the one gate he had climbed.  This past week he decided he could climb the gate down by the river and visit folks.  We were out of town and our friends kept returning him to his fence but he'd just climb back over.  Later in the day we got 2 calls; one from Home Again, the service that stores his micro-chip number and helps him return home.  The other was from the campground one mile down the road.  Rex decided to pay a visit to the campers.  Luckily we have a good friend there who was good enough to put him in her car, drive him back home and tie him on a cable in our yard until we could get home an figure out what to do with him.

On our return we installed more electric wire over the 2 remaining exterior gates so now the entire perimeter is electrified.    So far so good.  I think I said that before when I covered the gates with tarps.  Short of locking him up in our house and only walking him on a leash, I think we've done all you could possibly do to contain him.  Perhaps if he learns to dig we'll have to put a concrete footer below 3/4 of a mile of fencing.  Is it terrible to wish your dog would put some age on and not be strong enough to climb gates?  Micro chipping can be a wonderful thing for animals like Rex.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

How to demolish a hot tub

I Googled how to demolish a hot tub and then watched several videos of other people doing just that. They made it look so much easier than it actually was.  That's what my project was today.


Our hot tub died several years ago and instead of getting rid of it we let it sit there and be an eyesore. Some of you remember I transformed it into an aquaponics garden of sorts.  It was successful for a brief time but became harder and harder to keep the water pumping and fish alive.
In one how to video the man used a Sawzall to cut the hot tub in 4 pieces which he was able to load into his pickup and carry off, easy peasy.  HA!  I bought that hook, line and sinker.  I got my Sawzall out and got to work.  In case any of you Googled how to demolish a hot tub and stumbled upon this blog, please be sure you disconnect all power before becoming a crazy person with your saw.  I don't want anyone killing themselves because I neglected to remind them of that.

I began to cut.  Videoguy told me there'd be rebar or angle iron in the tub so I'd need to use a blade for cutting metal and thought it best not to use a chainsaw.  I never did see any rebar or angle iron but at times it felt like I was cutting through some.  The saw got hung up numerous times and I became frustrated.  After a few hours of seemingly getting nowhere I resorted to something no one else mentioned in their videos - destroying it with a tractor.  I pulled it off the patio so as not to damage the house or pergola.
Then I lifted, tipped, crushed then cut some more with the saw.  Eventually it looked like this.
And after cutting MANY tubes, pipes and hoses I was able to get it into pieces that will fit in our pickup.
So if you've read this because you have a hot tub to get rid of I recommend you either buy a tractor or pay someone to remove it for you.  If you're smart you'd do the latter.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Ashamed

Last week I got carded when buying wine.  I know, I know, the young clerk was just trying to make an older woman feel good.  Seriously, I have no idea why he carded me.  Anyway, I couldn't find my driver's license in my wallet anywhere.  I was embarrassed but I don't know why.  I wondered if he thought I'd lost my license for a crime or something.  I have no idea when it disappeared because I never use it.  No one has asked to see my ID in years.  When I got home I went online and ordered a new one.

Yesterday my new license came in the mail.  I felt better just knowing I had it again.  You know, just in case.  Well, this morning I had to show it to the nice state trooper.  I almost told him he was the first one to see my new ID but I didn't think he'd be interested.

In my defense (I have to make an excuse for myself) I would have been going the speed limit if it was just 50 yards up the road.  The speed limit changes from 40 to 55 just after where he caught me speeding.

When I got home I was actually ashamed and a bit embarrassed to tell James - like a child presenting a bad report card.  I know it's silly.  I'm a grown woman, right?  He thinks I should go to court to see if I can get it reduced.  To be honest, I'd rather pay an additional $50.00 or whatever to not have to show my face in court and get stressed out over it.

James just popped his head in the living room and told me he still loves me even though I'm a criminal.





Tuesday, September 1, 2015

James and Karen's Farm - 24 Hours

This is my great niece, Piay.  She's quite possibly the coolest teenager I've ever known.  Not only is she adorable but she's also very talented, smart and one of the kindest human beings you could ever meet.


The past few times Piay has come here she's brought her GoPro.  After her last visit she made this 15 minute video about her time here.  I've watched it at least 4 times already.  I expect she'll be a great film maker one day.  Don't forget about us when you're famous, Piay.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Seeing a childhood classmate after 41 years

Last night we went to a concert at a local venue.  I expected to see many friends there because after living in Rockbridge County for 13 years there aren't too many places you can go without running into people you know.  What I didn't expect was to run into a woman I hadn't seen since 1974.  

At intermission James and I were visiting with friends and someone tapped me on the shoulder.  I recognized Anne because we'd recently gotten in touch through Facebook.  I knew she lived in a nearby county and had been to concerts at the Lime Kiln this summer.  Still, it was so unexpected to actually see her there.  She saw "a woman" during the concert and wondered if it was me so she looked on Facebook on her phone to see my picture again and then looked for a picture of James.  And there you have it - a connection again after 41 years thanks to Facebook.  

Here's a picture of us in 3rd grade (1972/73).  I'm in the top left and she's in the bottom right.


I wish I would have asked James to take a picture of me and Anne last night.  I guess we'll just have to get together again so he can get one.

Isn't the internet wonderful?

Monday, August 24, 2015

Tidying Up

In one week two of my friends recommended the book The Life-Changing Magic Of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art Of Decluttering And Organizing.  Sounds like a must read, doesn't it?  I was skeptical too.

I've been a messy person most of my life.  Coming from neatnik parents, I must have rebelled.  Neatness just doesn't come naturally to me.  When I met James I thought he was a tidy person.  Either I was blinded by love or I've rubbed off on him because he bears a strong resemblance to Pigpen from Charlie Brown, minus the dust cloud.

On day one after reading the book James, Adam and I cleaned out one stall of the garage so we could clean out other locations and store them in there for a nearby community yard sale.  It was great fun.  We did a pretty good job at letting stuff go, though I had a few moments of, "this is something I could use for......"  It got easier as time went on.

The next day I emptied out my clothes closets like the author of the book suggested and piled them on our bed.
James followed suit a day later.
This was not an hour long job.  Separating what to keep, what to throw away and what to give to Goodwill took a lot of time.  In total we got rid of 13 garbage bags full of clothes.  I can't believe it all fit in our small closets.
In the end we felt much lighter and looking at my closet I'm wondering if I have enough clothes to get me through the winter.  It looks great though and I'm much more careful when putting laundry away.  I think I have fewer clothes and shoes than James now.  It makes me happy looking at all the empty space in my closet.  I parted with all my jeans that had holes in them.  Maybe I should change the name of my blog now to Jeans Without Holes.

 Adam took a bunch of stuff to a yard sale but unfortunately there was still lots of stuff to load back up and bring home.
I dislike yard sales.  I'm uncomfortable with folks looking at my cast-aways.  Adam seems to like it.  I had to man the sale while he returned to our house to get another truck load of stuff.  I couldn't wait for him to return so I could leave and not have to face the people asking me about prices.  I'm even uncomfortable going to other people's yard sales and looking at stuff.

We still have our basement and much more of our garage and sheds to clean out.  Many more truck loads of trash will be delivered to the dumpsters.

I also did something that had to be done before Raisa has her next baby.  It's not exactly tidying up but it is making room for a replacement.  We took Windsor to the butcher a week and a half ago.  In 2 more weeks we'll have a freezer full of beef.  This will be the first beef we've raised ourselves.  This is Windsor last October looking very cool in his shades.


Wednesday, August 12, 2015

San Quentin we're not

I've been without a computer for a few weeks due to my broken Mac but now I have a brand-spankin'-new MacBook Air so let's hope it inspires me to do some creative blogging.  Perhaps not tonight.  I need to ease back into it you know.

Our latest farm happenings are not good ones, though I've been feeling pretty great about things, strangely enough.  I guess it's a matter of perspective, hormones, frame of mind, etc.  My sweet previously-well-behaved-Rex (one year old guardian dog) has discovered what freedom feels like.  Roaming 20 acres of pasture, sharing space with good buddies, with food delivered every morning must not have been enough.  Yesterday some friends came over to make mozzarella with me.  In exchange for some cheese I asked them to help me move Jaz and Willo (mammoth donkeys) from the big field to our yard to hopefully prevent Jaz from foundering this fall.  After we closed the gate behind us Rex climbed right over and followed us across the road.  There he discovered delicious, feathery, flighty chickens, which he promptly attacked, leaving one of our roosters with only one tail feather.
Frustrated, I closed him in the basement with us until I came up with a solution to keep him where he belongs and till we were done making cheese.

My first attempt to dissuade him from escaping was to put barbed wire in the space at the top of the farm gates where he squeezed through.  James didn't think this was a good idea, for fear he'd get hurt trying to get through.  I knew anything less would be too simple a puzzle for Rex.  He's a very clever boy and it takes more than some twine filling space to keep him at bay.
Hoping I'd outsmarted my dog, James and I joined some friends in Roanoke for a relaxing outdoor Old Crow Medicine Show concert.  What could spoil a beautiful evening like this?  Um, maybe a text from Adam saying Rex showed up at the house and was again looking for a raw chicken dinner.  (It didn't really spoil the evening but it did create some worry).  He put him back in the fence, only to watch him escape again.  Ugh.  I told him to put him in our basement and I'd deal with him when we got home, which wasn't till 11:30.  Rex has never been a house dog so I expected him to have peed in the basement but I didn't see evidence of this on my inspection.  I took him for a walk on the leash, which he did amazingly well, not having been leash trained either.  Unfortunately he wouldn't pee whilst behaving beautifully on this leash.  After 20 or more minutes I gave up and put him back in the basement.

We went to bed and, unlike me, I slept very well, even knowing I had to deal with this in the morning.  I arose early with a plan.  I did another quick inspection of the basement, again, no pee that I could find.  I put Rex in the farm-mobile and headed to the field with a new determination and a little doubt of my competence as a farmer and guardian dog owner.

My idea was to cover all the exterior gates with tarps so his back feet couldn't climb the grates to lift himself over.  As I did this he watched me from the car.  I was sure he was studying how I tied the knots that held the tarps on.
I also electrified the top wire above the field fence in case he decided to climb it instead of the gates.  It's been 11 hours and still no escape.  I probably won't feel confident I've contained him for another few days.  Fingers crossed.

More proof that I'm not always the boss - I was feeding the pigs yesterday and Wendell got too excited and bit my forearm.  Luckily I withdrew my arm quickly.  So now I have bruises on my arm from boar teeth and other cuts from handling barbed wire.  Also of mention, last week Baxter killed a chicken after living amongst them for a year and a half.  Why would he decide to do this now?  I'm too weary to ponder this.

After a few glasses of wine and no dogs killing chickens or escapes today, I'm feeling quite chill.  Our farm may not run like a well-oiled machine but there's some satisfaction to be had from making it through another day with everyone where they belong and seemingly happy.

To be continued........








Saturday, July 25, 2015

Schooner Farm


A few years ago a friend brought her children here for a farm tour.  They had so many questions which inspired me to write them a story.  I found it today on my external hard drive and decided to share it with you.
                                                              Schooner Farm
“Mommy, how many days till Saturday?”

“Tinley, you just asked me that yesterday.  Here, look at the calendar.”

Saturday was highlighted in bright pink, my favorite color.  Grandma T., who I was named after, (the T. stands for Tinley), gave me these highlighters for my birthday.  I use them for marking special days on the calendar or coloring or marking stuff I like in books, not the ones I get from the library, of course.  Once I colored Stella’s nose pink but Mommy told me the markers were for paper not cats’ noses.  Written on the calendar was Schooner Farm.   One more day. 

Schooner Farm is so far away.  Daddy says it will take us 30 minutes to get there.  I’m taking some books on farm animals with me in the car so the ride will go faster.  Daddy went to school with Mr. Schooner and he’s been promising to take me to their farm to see their animals for a long time.  We’re not allowed to have farm animals where we live because we live in a circle of houses Mommy calls a colt of sack.  I don’t know why you can’t have chickens or cows when you live in a colt of sack but Mommy says we have to follow the rules.  When I grow up I’m going to live on a farm where there are no rules and I can have any animal I want.

“Here we are,” Daddy announced as we crossed a bumpy bridge Daddy said was a cattle guard used to keep the cows from running away from home.  I liked the way it felt when we went over it and asked if we could do it again.  Daddy said, “on the way out.” 

It smelled funny at the farm, nothing like where we live.  “Buck, I’d like you to meet my daughter Tinley”.

Mr. Schooner shook my hand and it felt like my hand got swallowed up by a gigantic, and I mean gigantic, cat’s tongue.  His hand was warm but very scratchy.  I sniffed my hand afterward and Daddy looked at me, frowned and shook his head.  Mr. Schooner was almost twice as big as Daddy and smiled a lot.  I could tell he and Daddy were happy to see each other.  There was a boy standing on the porch staring at us.  I wondered if something was wrong with him because he just stood there not doing anything but staring.  He was really tall like Mr. Schooner.

“Jackson, come here and meet my old friend, Mr. Carson, and his daughter, Tinley.” Jackson walked toward us but stopped 10 feet away and didn’t look at us.  He mumbled something that sounded like hello.  “Tinley, you and Jackson are almost the same age.  Your moms were in the hospital at the same time having babies.  Speaking of babies, I’m glad you came today, Tinley, because one of our does had babies this morning.”

“You have deer?”

“No, goats.  Female goats are called does just like female deer.”  I think I saw Jackson smile at this.  “Would you like to see them?”

I nodded.  “I saw baby goats at the zoo once.  They chewed on my shorts.”

As we got closer to the goat barn I smelled something very bad.  I held my nose.  “What stinks?”

Jackson giggled.  His dad said, “Oh, that’s our buck.”

“You named him after yourself?”

“No, that’s what a male goat is called, a buck.  We keep a buck here at the farm so we can have babies.  They give off a smell that some people think is unpleasant.  After awhile you get used to it.  If you think he smells bad now you should smell him during breeding season.”

I had no idea what he was talking about but I was sure I didn’t want to be here during breeding season if the buck smelled worse than this.  I forgot all about the smell after Mr. Schooner opened the big sliding door to the barn.  One of the goats greeted me by rubbing her head up and down on my leg.  “That’s Luti, our herd queen.  She wants to be sure she gets attention before any of the others.   She’s going to have babies this week too.” 

“I think she likes me.”  Almost all the goats came running into the barn when they saw us in there.  One of them stuck its nose in my pocket.  It tickled.

“She’s looking for treats.”  Mr. Schooner said.  “Over here is Poppy and her triplets.”

“Whoa, triplets?”  Daddy asked.

“Yes, many goats have twins and triplets.  Some breeds even have 4 and 5 babies.”

“Wow.  What are they doing?  It looks like she’s squishing one of them.”

“He’s ok.  They’re nursing.  She’s a good mother and will be sure not to squish them.  Even new mothers seem to have the instincts to take care of their babies and the babies know just what to do too.  There’s plenty of room for them to get away if they need to.  They really need very little help from us.”

“What happened to their ears?”

“They’re LaManchas.  That’s the way they’re supposed to look.  They have very tiny elf ears.  See how one of them looks like it has no ears at all?  Those are called gopher ears.”

“I think those are really cute,” Jackson said.  I was surprised by the sound of his voice.  I think we all were.  He hadn’t said anything up to this point.

“These goats are Jackson’s responsibility.  He feeds and milks them and cleans up after them.  He even decides who we should keep and who we should sell.”

“You sell them?”

“Well, we can’t keep all of them.”

“I wish I could buy one.”

“Even if you were allowed to have goats where you live I wouldn’t sell you just one.  Goats are very social animals and need a companion.  A single goat would be a very unhappy goat.  You’d have to take 2 home with you.”

“Oh Daddy, couldn’t we get 2 goats?”

“Honey, you know we can’t have them where we live.”

“We should move then.” 

Daddy smiled. He asked Jackson, “How much milk do you get in a day?”

“From 6 does I’ll get about 4 gallons of milk at peak but I’ll get more next year because some of these mothers are first time fresheners and won’t give as much because it’s their first time kidding.”

HUH?!  Was this the same boy we met earlier?  And what in the world did he just say?  I didn’t ask because I didn’t want to sound stupid.

“What do you do with all that milk?”  Daddy asked.

“Jackson and his mom make lots of wonderful cheese, yogurt and soap and if we can’t use it all we feed it to the pigs.”

I love cheese, yogurt and soap.  I’m definitely going to be a farmer when I grow up.  “In my book I was reading on the way here, the goats had horns.”

“These goats would have horns, too, if we didn’t disbud them.  Jackson, do you want to tell them what that is?”

“They aren’t born with horns but when they’re a few days old they start getting bumps on their heads.  My dad and I use an iron to burn the bumps so they won’t grow into horns.  It really stinks and it makes me feel bad when they scream and cry.”

“It’s hard to do but we know it’s for the best for our goats because they won’t get their heads stuck in fences or buckets or hurt each other or us with them.  The burning only hurts them for a little bit and then they’re back to bouncing happy babies again.”  Mr. Schooner added.

“I’d like to taste their milk,” Daddy said.

“Oh, I’m pretty sure you won’t be able to escape without Jennifer offering you some of our milk before you go.”

“What does it taste like?”  I asked.

Jackson answered, “Milk, what else would it taste like?”

I shrugged. 

“More people in the world drink goat’s milk than cow’s milk,” Mr. Schooner said.  “The US is one of the few countries that drinks cow’s milk almost exclusively.  Most Americans don’t know what they’re missing.”

“Do you have cows?”  I asked.

“We do,” answered Mr. Schooner.  “But ours aren’t milk cows.  We raise cattle.  A cow is a female and the males are called steers or bulls.  They’re raised for meat.”

“You mean you kill them?” 

“We don’t kill them.  We sell them to other people and they usually have them butchered so they’ll have beef in their freezer for the year.”

“You know how much you like hamburgers, right, Tinley?”  Daddy asked.  “That’s how you get your hamburgers only we buy it at the store.  I’m beginning to think we should buy it from the Schooners though.”

I wasn’t sure how I felt about this.  “I’d like to see the cows.”

“Of course.  We have about 20 head of cattle but a large number of them will be gone this summer.”


We walked over a hill and I couldn’t believe how beautiful everything was.  It was all so green and the cows had their heads bowed and looked very calm.  A few were lying down and I wanted to lie down with them.  We walked closer, close enough to see the wet, shiny noses on a few.  I think they had the prettiest eyes I’d ever seen.  How could anyone kill an animal this beautiful?

I must have said that out loud because Jackson answered.

“That’s what farmers do.  They raise animals so people like you and me can have meat.”

Mr. Schooner added, “We like to think our animals live a good life until the very end.  We treat them with respect and give them all an animal could need in the way of comfort and food.  We feel we’re raising them in the most healthy environment we can and in return we get good healthy beef.”  We stood there and watched them for a long time.  Mr. Schooner broke the silence.  “It’s about time for lunch.  Anyone hungry?” 

Jackson and I both said at the same time, “I am.”

Mrs. Schooner, who was really short, like not much taller than me, had lunch all ready and the table was set like she knew we’d be there at that very moment.  She had a really round face and freckles.  I’ve never seen an adult with so many freckles.  She reminded me of Mandy, my doll I played with when I was just a little kid.  Daddy hugged her and even Daddy looked tall next to her.  “Jennifer, this is my daughter, Tinley.”

“She looks just like you, Ted.  Tinley, I’m so glad to finally meet you.  I don’t know why we’ve waited so long to have you out here.  She hugged me too even though she didn’t  know me.  I felt like I knew her though.  It was nice.  “Would you like milk with your lunch?”

“You bet.”  Daddy said.

Mrs. Schooner poured us big glasses full.

“Wow, it DOES taste like milk, only sweeter than the kind we get.”  I said. 

“This is delicious, don’t you think, Tinley?  Daddy asked.  I nodded.  “It’s a little richer than what we drink at home because we buy skim.  I forgot how good whole milk is.”

The adults did most of the talking during lunch.  I couldn’t have talked much anyway because my mouth was always full.  This was the best lunch I’d ever had.  “May I have some more bread, please?”  I asked.  “I’d like some more milk too if there’s more.”

“There’s plenty more where that came from.”   Mrs. Schooner said.

“Did you make this bread from your own wheat?”  Daddy asked.

“She did.  She also made the blackberry jam.”  Mr. Schooner boasted because he knew Mrs.  Schooner wouldn’t.  She smiled at me and told me she’d send some bread and jam home with me to share with Mommy.  I don’t know how Jackson could be so skinny when his mom was such a good cook.

“Mrs. Schooner, are you going to go with us to see the rest of the farm?”

“Tinley, I would love to join you for a little while but then I need to take care of some chickens for a dinner being catered for a local business in Lancey tonight.”

“Can I help you take care of them?”

“Honey, I don’t know if your dad would want you to see that.”

“Daddy, can I help her take care of the chickens?”

Daddy looked at Mrs. Schooner and raised his eyebrows.  Mrs. Schooner tilted her head to the side, looked at me and then back at Daddy.  I didn’t know why this was such a big deal.  How hard can it be to take care of chickens?

Daddy kneeled down and said, “Tinley, Mrs. Schooner has to process some chickens.  Do you know what that means?”  I shook my head.  “It means she has to kill them and prepare them for someone’s meal.”  That was not what I was expecting at all.  We stood there in silence.  Mrs. Schooner didn’t look like that same bubbly woman I met an hour ago.
 
Mrs. Schooner finally jumped in and said, “I’d like to show you one of my favorite animals here on the farm.”  I breathed a sigh of relief.

“What’s that?”

“Sheep.  We raise sheep for their wool.”

“Their wool?”

“Yes, we shear them in the spring, clean the fleece and make it into yarn so we can make clothing out of it.  Most of them have been sheared already.”

“Wow, I’d like to learn to do that.  Do you make clothes for Jackson?”

“Sometimes.  I’ve knit him hats, gloves and sometimes sweaters.  Maybe someday you and I could spend time together and I could teach you to knit your own mittens.”

“When?”

Mrs. Schooner and Daddy laughed.  “Well, we’ll have to talk to your mom about that and pick a day.  How ‘bout I walk with you to see them.  Maybe you saw them when you visited the goats.  They’re in the pasture just beyond.”

There were brown and white sheep.  The ones that were sheared looked kind of like goats but when I went in their fence they wouldn’t let me pet them like the goats did.  I got real close to one but when I reached out to pet it, it darted away.  Finally one of the young ones let me touch it.  It had been sheared and was very soft.  I would like a pair of mittens knitted out of fleece from this sheep.  Mrs. Schooner told me it was still a lamb.  “They’re called lambs until they’re a year old.  Her name is Nightingale.”

“Do sheep make milk too?”

“All female mammals make milk when they have babies but these sheep don’t make enough for us to milk them and make cheese like our dairy goats.  They just make enough for their babies.  Many of them are getting ready to have babies soon.  I wish you could see their new lambs.  They’re very cute and it’s fun to watch them play.”

Very quietly I asked, “Do you eat these too?”

“No, not very often.  Mostly we raise them for their fleece but occasionally when we have too many boys we’ll raise one or two for meat.” 

“Why the boys?” 

Mrs. Schooner paused and looked hard at me. 

“Never mind,” I said. 

“What kind of dog is that in there with them?”

“That’s our Great Pyrenees, Simon.  He’s our livestock guardian dog.  He keeps coyotes and other predators away from our animals.  I don’t know what we’d do without him.  Last summer we had 22 lambs born here.  We couldn’t lock them up at night because there wasn’t enough space and the sheep like to sleep outdoors anyway when it’s clear and warm.  We went to bed early but were awakened around 2:00 to barking like we’d never heard before.  We knew something was wrong so Mr. Schooner rushed out to see what all the commotion was about.  When he arrived at the pasture he saw a bear standing on its hind legs with Simon standing on his also.   The bear was twice his size but Simon would not back down.  The more Simon pushed the more the bear backed up.  This continued until the bear was cornered and had to turn around and leap back over the fence, which was a great accomplishment for a bear his size.  Simon didn’t care how big that bear was.  He was going to protect his charges no matter what.  He had no fear for himself.  Now we sleep easy knowing Simon has his eye on the flock.”

“Did Simon hurt the bear?”

“No, he never touched him that we know of.  He just intimidated the bear so much that the bear had to leave.”

“Wow.  Simon is so brave.”

“Yes, I think so too.  Tinley, I need to get those chickens ready for the dinner tonight.  How ‘bout I take you to find your dad and Jackson?”

“Mrs. Schooner?”

“Yes sweetie?”

“May I watch you kill a chicken?  I promise I won’t cry.”

“Tinley, it’s ok to cry over animals dying.  I cry lots of times when I butcher animals.”

“You do?”

“Oh yeah.  I grow very attached to some of the chickens and turkeys.  Sometimes I cry even when I’m not very fond of an animal.  I can’t explain it.  There’s something about taking the life of another creature that makes your heart ache and you can do nothing but cry and give thanks for all that they’ve given you.  We once had a turkey named Rocky.”

“I go to school with a boy named Rocky.  Actually his name is Randolph but everyone calls him Rocky.  He’s the strongest boy in my class.  He can do 15 pull-ups and no one else can even do 10.  He’s very smart too.”

“That’s funny because Rocky the turkey was also very strong and smart.  One morning I went out to feed the animals and the whole turkey yard was flooded.  There was water everywhere.  I blamed Jackson for leaving the water on when he was filling buckets the day before.  He said he didn’t do it but I didn’t believe him.   Two days later it happened again.   This time I was pretty sure it couldn’t have been Jackson.  When I turned it off Rocky walked right past me, grabbed the handle with his beak, flapped his wings and lifted himself off the ground, pulling the hydrant handle up and turning it on full blast.  All the other turkeys came running over and drank and danced in it like children playing under a sprinkler.  If they could giggle I think they would have.  We ended up having to put a lock on the hydrant so he couldn’t do it anymore.  Oh he was a real nuisance sometimes but I cried like a baby when he died.  We never got to butcher him though because something else got to him first.”

“How come Simon didn’t protect him?”

“We didn’t have Simon then and I’m not sure he could have protected him anyway.   Rocky refused to sleep in the turkey house at night with the rest of the birds.  He insisted on roosting up in trees.  We gave up trying to catch him to lock him up each evening and then something else killed poor Rocky.  Come on, let’s go find your dad.”

Mrs. Schooner took my hand and we walked, skipped and talked until we found Daddy, Mr. Schooner and Jackson feeding slop to the pigs.


“Yuck, they like that stuff?”

“Believe it or not they do.  I don’t know how many other animals would eat egg shells, moldy cheese, spoiled milk, apple peels and a chicken carcass,” Mr. Schooner said.

“They sure grunt a lot.  What are their names?”

“Guess,” said Jackson.

“Umm, I don’t know – are they girls or boys?”

“Girls.”

“Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup?”

“Nope, that one’s Oscar, that one’s Meyer, and guess what that one’s name is.”

“Wiener?”

“Nope, Frank.”  Jackson laughed so hard he snorted.

“Those aren’t girls’ names.”

“They are now,” he said, still laughing at himself.

“That’s stupid,” I said, but I couldn’t help laughing myself.  The more Jackson laughed, the harder I laughed.  Daddy and Mr. and Mrs. Schooner started laughing, too, even though I don’t think they knew why we were laughing.

“Oscar, Meyer and Frank are pretty happy pigs,” I said.  “Look at their tails wagging while they eat.  I think they’re cute.  Did you get them when they were babies?”

“Yeah, we got them when they were 8 weeks old,” Jackson answered.  “They were even cuter then.”  Jackson seemed like a different boy than the boy standing on the porch when we got here.

The pigs finished eating and started running in circles all over their yard.  I couldn’t believe how fast they could run for such big animals.  “Their noses look like the end of an elephant’s trunk, don’t they?”

“Those snouts are very tough.  See how all that ground is dug up?”  Mr. Schooner asked.  “Three pigs did all that with their noses.  That’s a lot of ground to till.”

“Tinley, we’re going to a farm just down the road to get a part for Mr. Schooner’s tractor.  Would you like to go with us?”  Daddy asked.

I looked at Mrs. Schooner.  “I thought I was going to watch you butcher the chickens?”

“I think maybe I should do that myself but if you get back and I’m still processing then you can watch if your dad says it’s ok.”

“We should probably get going then,” Mr. Schooner said. 

“Can we ride in the back of the truck?”  Jackson asked.

“I suppose that’s ok since it’s only a mile away, if that’s ok with you, Ted.”

“That’s fine with me.”  Daddy said.

It seemed like we just got in the truck and we arrived at the farm.  A lady in overalls met us in the driveway.  “Hey, Buck.  Who’d ya bring with ya?”

“These are my friends, Ted and Tinley.  Ted and Tinley, this is my good friend and neighbor, Lorrie.” 

“Nice to meet ya.  Welcome to Hog Heaven Farm.

“Thanks. Nice to meet you too, Lorrie.”  Daddy said.  “It’s a beautiful place you have here.”

“Thanks.  It ain’t as pretty as Buck’s place but we like it pretty good.”

“Miss Lorrie, Jackson says you have a bunch of pigs and turkeys.  Will we get to see them?”

“I’d be glad to show ‘em to ya.  Let me take care of that part Buck needs first and then I’ll walk ya out to the barns.  Glad to see ya wore your boots.  It can be pretty messy in the barns.”

“Mommy told me not to wear flip flops to a farm.”

“Your mommy’s a smart lady.”

We walked into a huge garage filled with lots of tractors and other farm equipment.

“Buck, I think this is what ya need.  I took it out of my Dad’s ol’ Allis Chalmers.  It should do the job for ya.”

“Thanks Lorrie.  You’re the expert.”

Daddy looked at me and winked.  I think he thought Miss Lorrie was funny.

“Ok kids, let’s go check on the porky pigs.”

Daddy held my hand.  He could see the smell was getting to me the closer we got to the barn.  We entered a very long building and I wasn’t prepared for what I saw and smelled.  There was an aisle down the center and on each side were pens of hundreds of pigs.  The moms were lying on their sides with babies nursing and climbing all over each other to get their share.  The mom looked like she had no room to get up.  I looked at Daddy and his mouth was open.  “Daddy?”

“It’s alright, honey.”  I could tell he didn’t think it was alright.

“Miss Lorrie, why don’t they have tails?”

“We cut their tails off so they don’t chew each others’ off and make a bloody mess.”

Jackson yelled, “Miss Lorrie, there are some dead babies in the aisle.”

“Every now and then a sow squishes her kid and kills it so we have to take them out.”

“Oh,” whispered Jackson.  I could tell Jackson hadn’t seen this before and felt just as bad as we did.  I wanted to ask when they got to go outside but I think I already knew the answer to that.  This was a very different sight than watching Oscar, Meyer and Frank racing around wagging their curly tails. 

“Can we go see the turkeys now, please?”  I asked Miss Lorrie.

“Of course.  I’ll meet ya outside in a minute.  I need to take care of a few things in here before I go.  Buck, why don’t ya take ‘em to the turkey barn and I’ll meet ya there.”

We walked out and I gasped for some fresh air.  Daddy was squeezing my hand a little too tight and I had to pull it away.  “You ok, Daddy?”  Daddy was looking off to the side of the barn where we saw Miss Lorrie throwing the dead piglets into a pile outside.

“I’m fine, honey.” 

Mr. Schooner walked us quickly toward the turkey barn.  He turned to us and said, “I’m sorry you had to see that.  I should have warned you.  I’m afraid the turkey barn isn’t going to be a whole lot better.  At least they’re still young and it won’t feel so crowded.  In another few months they’ll be very large and packed tight in the barn so they can hardly move.  Some will be so fat their legs won’t hold them up anymore.”  Miss Lorrie walked up and Mr. Schooner stopped talking.

“This is just one of our turkey barns,” Miss Lorrie said.  “We have another one next door where we have some that are older.”

Mr. Schooner said, “I think the kids would rather see the young chicks.”

It was very warm inside.  “What are those lights for?”  I asked.

“Those are heat lamps to keep the chicks warm until they get enough feathers to keep themselves warm.”  The chicks were pale yellow and very cute and fluffy but it smelled pretty bad in this barn too.  Miss Lorrie let me and Jackson hold one.  It peeped and then cuddled under my chin.  “We have over 500 chicks in here.  These are fast growers, the kind you buy in the grocery store at Thanksgiving.”

“Mrs. Schooner told me a story about her turkey named Rocky who knew how to turn a faucet on and slept in a tree at night.”

“We don’t name our turkeys and these birds will never see a tree, let alone sleep in one.” 

We watched them pecking at their food for awhile till Mr. Schooner said it was time to get back to his farm to feed his turkeys.

“Thanks for showing us around,” Daddy said.

“Sure, come back anytime,” Miss Lorrie replied. 

I didn’t think I really wanted to but I didn’t say that because Mommy says if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.

Back at Schooner’s farm, Jackson took me to see their turkeys.  He said, “We don’t have very many turkeys but ours get to live outside and eat bugs and grass.  See that big pretty one?  That’s a Tom.”  

I knew that was a boy because we learned that at school.  “The other 3 big ones are our hens.  That one there hatched out these 3 poults.  I don’t know if they’re boys are girls yet.  They’re too young to tell.”

“Do you name your turkeys?”

“Of course.  Guess what they are.” 

“I’m not even going to try.”  Jackson and I both laughed.

I heard Daddy call my name.  “Time to go, Tinley.”

“Jackson.”

“Hmm?”

“I like your farm.  Would it be ok if I came back to watch you milk the goats sometime?  You can come to my house sometime too but we don’t have as much to do there.”

“I could teach you to milk.  It’s not hard.”

“Tinley.”  Daddy called again.

“I better go.”

We raced back to our car.  Mrs. Schooner handed me a bag with some of her bread, blackberry jam, some goat’s milk and goat’s milk soap.  “This is for you to share with your mom.  Tell her to come with you next time you visit.  I hope it will be soon.”  She hugged me so tight I almost dropped the bag. 

“I hope it will be too.”  I said.  “Jackson said he’d teach me to milk a goat.  I want to learn to knit mittens too.”

“Well, Jackson’s just the person to teach you to milk and I’m sure we can find some time to knit too, Tinley.”

Daddy and I hopped in the car and drove down the driveway.  I waved until I couldn’t see them anymore. 

“Go slow over the cattle guard, Daddy.  I want to feel every bump.”

When we got home Mommy greeted us at the door.  I gave her the bag from Mrs. Schooner and told her we were invited back soon and she had to go with us.

“What’d you think of the farm, Tinley?”  Mommy asked.

“I still want to be a farmer when I grow up and I want my animals to be able to run in the field and eat grass and play like at the Schooner farm.  It made me sad to see Miss Lorrie’s pigs in that big, stinky barn where they had no room to walk.  She said her turkeys and pigs are the kind that we buy at the grocery store.”

Daddy said, “Tinley and I had a real eye opening experience today.  I think we should consider getting our meat from the Schooners or the farmer’s market where we can ask where the meat comes from and how the animals are raised.”

While Mommy fixed us dinner I got my markers and sketch book and drew all the animals I was going to have on my farm.  I used lots of green to color grass for my animals to eat.  When I was done coloring I showed it to Daddy.

“I like the way you drew smiles on all the animal’s faces.”  He said and smiled.

I smiled too.